» Why do you like cephalopods so much?
Because they’re elegant as shit! Why do you think?
» Fine, tell me something awesome about them.
Did you know that the octopus has the toughest uterus lining of any animal?!
It’s not true, but that would be SO badass. Lady Lucretia McEvil would be ready to give birth, and she’d just be like, “GTFO!” and all the little babies would.
» Your tumblr theme is bitchin.
» That big red tentacle is sweet.
Duh, it’s sweet. That’s why it’s my background. You can check out some awesome octopus wallpaper here.
» So…your tumblr avatar is pretty hot, is that you? Can I get me some?
Nahhhh…I wish it were me, but it’s not. It’s this girl. The photoset was just too funny.