July 2010
53 posts
“I think if they put a laugh track on Intervention, it would be funny.”
– -Zach Galifianakis, GQ
Watchthedailywhat: OMG! Adorbz of the Day: Lauren & Jean-Pierre got married. This is their Passion Pit-powered wedding video that you’re gonna love to hate to love. [onethingtosee.]
Today I wore loose black pants and a b/w striped...
My asshole 50ish coworker who I want to punch in the throat daily: So, y’know how they say you should dress for the job you want… Me: Yes, and today I want to be a mime.
Take off all your Silly Bandz. I wanna know what they look like in their natural state. When they are the most silly.
Fucking Herald Square...
Me: : You know what's worse than tourists?
J: ...
Me: You have to say, "What?"
J: What?
Me: Tourists plus scaffolding.
“[As a copy editor] I’d always had an eye for error: When one of my best friends...”
– The Awl
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bbones:
met my dentist’s assistant at a party last night.
“OMG YOU DO MY TEETH!”
“I KNOWWWW”
“ALCOHOL IS CORRODING MY TEETH”
“PATIENT CONFIDENTIALITY BABE!”
“TOTALLY”
*cheers*
On 1st Street, looking at Mars Bar
“I’m pretty sure I’ve thrown up there before.”
RuPaul: Girl-to-girl...
Jujubee: Yes?
RuPaul: When did you lose control of this wig?
Jujubee: ...
RuPaul: ...
Jujubee: When I got the wig.
CL, watching TV in bed: *fist-pump fist-pump fist-pump*
Me: What are you doing?
CL: ...
Me: Are you fist pumping?
CL: I just wanted to see how it feels. I don't think I'm doing it right.
“They gave us survival kits today. Y’know, in case we’re attacked by...”
– AC
“It’s not that I don’t respect you, I just think you’re fucking...”
“Mmmm…just make you wanna smack somebody, don’t it.”
– Gina Neely, eating breakfast, on “Down Home with the Neely’s”
“I saw a homeless man sleeping on the street and I was jealous.”
– J, on working 14hr days.
“Sorry. I just got so excited I had to poop.”
“Let me just be honest with you: don’t ever do that again.”
– J thinks I shouldn’t talk about myself
You're not pregnant. And you shouldn't cry into... →
“I’ve seen more divalike behavior in Starbucks over soy milk than I’ve seen...”
– Alex Ross: The Rest Is Noise: Quote of the day (via themorningnews)
“Don’t be hatin’ on me ‘cuz I’m digging in the trash.”
– Hobo to suits
This is why you don't piss off designers. →
No, my job isn’t just hitting ‘refresh,’ you asshole.
Two kids, probably 12 or 13, get on the bus.
Kid 1: What a day.
Kid 2: It was okay.
Kid 1: What do you mean? It was great.
Kid 2: I don't man, I mean, I feel kind of like a fool. When you think about it, we went all the way to Santa Monica just to get a Big Mac.
Kid 1: Nah, man. That shit tasted so much better than it usually does.
Kid 2: It kind of did, didn't it?
Kid 1: Shit was amazing.
Kid 2: Yeah...
“You are East Germany. And I am West Germany. And I am bigger and better than...”
– Ah, in-office threats.
