Oh, yeah. I got your email. But I didn’t know what you were talking about....
Things That Were Legalized Before Gay Marriage →
Once I stabbed myself in the leg with a knife, and my husband made me a BLT...– via Overheard in the Office
Dishes are proof God doesn’t like procrastinators. They just get worse.– AC
After A Week Like This,
You deserve the captain of the Swiss bobsled team slow-clapping for you. via wondertonic
I’m always sad when I’ve been drinking red wine, but my pee is just...– AC
your poor spelling has ruined my excitement
THIS IS SO STUPID BUT I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING →
My English teacher was like ‘Hey man! What’s up?’ So I...
ASPCA volunteer: Hey, you have a moment for animals? Busy man: Yeah… at...
Greatest. Complaint Letter. Ever →
I was a weird, fat, talky kid.– Beth Ditto (via riotsnotdiets)
Baby. Lobster. →