March 2010
30 posts
“Oh, yeah. I got your email. But I didn’t know what you were talking about....”
Things That Were Legalized Before Gay Marriage →
“Once I stabbed myself in the leg with a knife, and my husband made me a BLT...”
– via Overheard in the Office
“Dishes are proof God doesn’t like procrastinators. They just get worse.”
– AC
After A Week Like This,
You deserve the captain of the Swiss bobsled team slow-clapping for you. via wondertonic
“I’m always sad when I’ve been drinking red wine, but my pee is just...”
– AC
“your poor spelling has ruined my excitement”
THIS IS SO STUPID BUT I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING →
“My English teacher was like ‘Hey man! What’s up?’ So I...”
“ASPCA volunteer: Hey, you have a moment for animals?
Busy man: Yeah… at...”
Greatest. Complaint Letter. Ever →
bigassmessage.com →
“I was a weird, fat, talky kid.”
– Beth Ditto (via riotsnotdiets)
Baby. Lobster. →
