I see people complain about not being able to...
-letsfuckshitup: Bitch, you don’t even know procrastination until you get a Tumblr.
scientifiques: wake up and realize it’s Christmas morning walk down stairs make my way over to my stocking see santa ate the mince pies and rudolf ate the carrot sit in front of the Christmas tree and stare at all the presents Run around the house and realize no one else is awake realize its actually 5 in the morning and I have to wait 2 more hours before i can open...
Anonymous asked: Do you celebrate Christmas?
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You can tell I grew up in the 90s because I associate every Christmas song with Home Alone.
It’s a book, jackass.– The sentence that got the book It’s A Book banned in two Massachusetts school districts. The book is about a donkey (AKA a jackass) who learns the value of reading books. [upi:thedailywhat] AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Julian Assange is like PETA. Even if you agree with what he’s doing, you...– Peter Sagal, Wait, Wait Don’t Tell Me
I see you drivin’ Round town with that girl I love And I’m like, Haiku
The Big Takedown: Some thoughts halfway through... →
thebigtakedown: 1) Wow. 2) Holy shit. 3) What? 4) When I open to a new page and see that both pages are solid words—no paragraphs, no punctuation—I don’t cry out in anticipatory pain. I know that it’s going to be worth it. This is a strange and exciting feeling. The obverse of this feeling is wanting to slap…
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